EWON 2.0 — Automated Disappointment

About $EWON2

EWON 2.0 is the meme coin that knows it's a meme.
Engineered for automated disappointment, $EWON2 is the clone of the clone of Elon — but this one rugs itself, so you don't have to worry about missing the rug.
It's a premium, AI-themed experiment in self-aware crypto humor. Trust the glitch.
Self-Rug Technology
EWON2 automates its own rug pulls, so you can relax and watch the chaos unfold.
Automated Disappointment
Why wait for disappointment? EWON2 delivers it instantly, with AI precision.
Beyond the Moon, Beneath Expectations
Forget moonshots. EWON2 is here to redefine what it means to underperform.

The Lore

Initializing rug protocol...
AI detected: disappointment threshold exceeded.
System error: trust not found.
Automating loss... please wait.
Rug status: self-activated.
$EWON2 • SELF-RUGGING SINCE 2025 • TRUST THE GLITCH • AUTOMATE YOUR LOSS • $EWON2 • SELF-RUGGING SINCE 2025 • TRUST THE GLITCH • AUTOMATE YOUR LOSS •

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